"This is a great place to live—everyone says so.

It's a sunny day. You know, most days are sunny here...

Expect when it rains.

It's good for the plants—rain. More than enough rain for the milkweed.

No need for snooting the sad-soggy. There can't be rain without a little sunshine! The monarch butterflies love it! Aren't they pretty in the sun?!

The best fauna and flora you can find anywhere—and don't get me started about the people! I would never be able to quit talking about everything that makes them so humble-goody. Anyway, you already know all that! Haha :)

Can you help me clarify this persnickety kerfuffle? Surely, you do not want to continue filing a complaint against your landlord?"

"The house is built on a literal swamp."

"Well, that's a snaggy one! You know how it is with the brochures :)

Your situation sounds quite troubling. I will schedule a meeting with the host family pronto stante pede to check out your worrying lack of humble-goody. In the meantime, think positive and... go get 'em, tiger! This is a great place to live—and we will do everything to stop you to leave."

"Say it ain't so! I'm new here, catching myself all snaggy without a boop-a-doo, worth think about?"

"No, worry. The door is there. All you need to do is... knock :)